Wednesday 17 October 2007

WHERE THE DNS STAND

So where do each of the Disresponsible Nodpots stand in relation to the prestigious Disresponsible Nodpot Of The Year 2007?

An insider slipped us the low down on points accumulated so far by each DN after the last DN meeting (sometime in August). We have been obliged not to disclose the actual points but just to give you an idea of the relative standing.

Blueberry and Rusty had failed to score any points at all (did Blueberry not attend a DN meeting early in the year?)

Parsley is next lowest in the ranking. If he had only scored 1 point (which he hasn't), then Marvin would be next with a total of 2 points.
October and November would have 3 points.
Mungo (DNOTY '06) would rank next with 7 points.
Valpot would be ahead of Mungo with 10 points.
Inkpot would have 11 points.
Sparkie would be the outright leader with 20 points.

So you get the picture? See how they stand? Only the example above shows fictitious points. Parsley, for instance, could have 200 points - which would mean Sparkie could have 4,000 points, with closest runner up Inkpot carrying 2,200.

So Sparkie is way way way ahead!!

It will be interesting to see how the rankings change after the next meeting - the penultimate one this year!

Can anyone beat Sparkie?

4 comments:

Broken Wing said...

I think Valpot's publication puts her well ahead and she is in an unassailable position unless one of the others gets published too or gets an agent or a film deal or something

Inkpot said...

I agree with Broken Wing. Valpot should win.

Anonymous said...

what are the real points?

DN Reporter said...

I don't think it would be wise to reveal the exact points - it might lead to - well, inappropriate behaviour (stabbings, underminings, poisonings...)